How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Ebola

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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