You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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