- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What's an Anti Joke?

I like the color potato.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.