What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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