what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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