the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

whats a joke

BIG PENIS

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

the holocaust

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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