Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Ebola

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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dyslexic's Untie

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9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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