- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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