- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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