What do you call an blank test? an F

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Guess what? Bananas

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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