Keanu Reaves

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Katy Perry

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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