- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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A young baby died.

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