Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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A lot eh?

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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knock knock come in !

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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