why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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