A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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