- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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