Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

BIG PENIS

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

the holocaust

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

derp

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

JUST KIDDING^

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Bob Saget that is all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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