What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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no rasist joks

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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