- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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