Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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obama

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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