- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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