Sex vagina. lol.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

BIG PENIS

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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