- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

cancer

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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