- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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