What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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I have a horse.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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womens rights

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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This is a joke.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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