- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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