- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

The Morman Religion.

knock knock who's there? faith

Whats worse than suicide? death

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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