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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

9/11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

dyslexic's Untie

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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