- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

JUST KIDDING^

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Bob Saget that is all

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

derp

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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