Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Ebola

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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I like the color potato.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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