A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Lewis

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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A black man has a job.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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