how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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sucks Syntax...

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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