- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

will you like this joke my sources say no

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Denard Robinson

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

A man was shot. He died.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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