- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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