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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

give me a thumbs up

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A black man has a job.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Bitch

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What the hell are you doing?

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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