I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Bob Saget that is all

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

derp

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

JUST KIDDING^

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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