Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Sex vagina. lol.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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