So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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the bible

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Women can vote? wtf

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Barbara Streisand

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