A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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