- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

this is not a joke.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

world peace

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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