- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I need to start studying.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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