Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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womens rights.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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