- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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