Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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ur gey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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haha

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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