Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

whats a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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