What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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THE GAME.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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