What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you end a sentence

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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