What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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