Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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