The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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