What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Jews

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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