- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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