Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Replacement Referees

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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