- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

A car walks into a bar.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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N-E Pats never cheated

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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