- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Justin Bieber.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What comes after 23? 24.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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