- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

what goes woof ? A dog.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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