Me Neither.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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