- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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