How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Davey Peterson.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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