Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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denisssssssssssssss

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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