Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

whats a joke

the holocaust

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

JUST KIDDING^

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

derp

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Bob Saget that is all

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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