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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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