what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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