Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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