what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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