- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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