- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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