- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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