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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What does water smell like? water.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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