Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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copy me and i will kill you

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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