Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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How do you end a sentence

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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