- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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