Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

thumb_up thumb_down -17

a blond girl walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops