Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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