What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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