What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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