- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What do vampires cross the sea in?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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