Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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