How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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