- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

your face is kinda funny

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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