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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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