- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

I think everybody should have a penis.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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