- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Knock, Knock ...

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

-knock knock! -doors open

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

your mom gave me head.....phones

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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