Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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poopoo

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock, Knock ...

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