- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

live or die you decide to late time to die

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Your mom

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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