- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

your face is kinda funny

Who wants $300? Me too.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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