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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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