What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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