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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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