- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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