A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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