- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What is the name of the car? What

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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