- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

YES! EXACTLY!

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

The Game.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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