Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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