What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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