- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

I like Pi. It can make circles.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

your mom is so fat.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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