What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Life

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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