2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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