- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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