- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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