How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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