- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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