- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

sharks

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

just in time?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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