- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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