Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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British Dentistry

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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