Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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