- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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