- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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