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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.