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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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