Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Penis.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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