- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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