- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How you know when dislextic

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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