- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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