- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Your mom.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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