- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

speak now or forever hold your pee

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

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