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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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