A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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