what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Tommy got neutered.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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