What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

wanna here a joke? you.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Invisible Children Foundation.

Soccer...

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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