- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

So a baby seal walks into a club

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

squash squash who squash my ass

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Jayden Eccles

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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