A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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AIDS

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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that wall over there ->

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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A man did not like this site

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

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