- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Women's rights

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

scraggle is in you pillow case

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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