What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Derp

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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