My dad

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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