What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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