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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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