- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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