- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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