- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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