What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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CAS

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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