What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Reverse psychology never fails.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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