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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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