John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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