A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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