- Anti Joke

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.