What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Penis.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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lol

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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