- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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