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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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