What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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