knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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