- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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