- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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