- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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