- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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