a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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