What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Jack Stevens

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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