What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Adam Chebali has no life

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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