- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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