- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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