Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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give me a thumbs up

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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