- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Stop procrastinating.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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