- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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