- Anti Joke

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.