- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Justin Bieber.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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