- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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