How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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nickel back

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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