- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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