- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

what is orange and blue 2 colors

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

no

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

How do you end a sentence

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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