Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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your face is kinda funny

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Do the roar!

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Where's my tractor?

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People...

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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