- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Rush Limbaugh

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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