Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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I like touching my boobs

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Fart

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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jhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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