Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whos district champs not JM

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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He--Hey guys

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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