- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What color is red paint? Red

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