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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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