What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

The Moon Landing.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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