- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Rush Limbaugh

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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