- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Roses are flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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