Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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He--Hey guys

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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