A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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adam hodgson !

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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potatoes

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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