- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

homosexuals are gay

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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