eat a hot dog

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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batman has diarrhea

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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