Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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sadf

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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