- Anti Joke

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.