- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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