- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

why did the man die? he had cancer

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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