- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Life

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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