(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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