- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Cancer.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

whos district champs not JM

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

women's rights

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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